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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Esther Nyambura2023-06-16 04:46:22
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Furaha2023-06-15 12:54:16
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mustafa2023-06-12 13:19:58
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanaidi2023-06-11 17:09:33
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️
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Rose Kiwanga2023-06-08 10:26:26
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwalimu2023-06-03 11:21:18
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Chris Okello2023-06-03 08:08:55
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Josephine Nduta2023-05-24 18:14:08
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Fikiri2023-05-17 05:36:50
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Anna Kibwana2023-05-11 22:08:26
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mzee2023-05-06 05:18:44
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Francis Mrope2023-05-03 21:35:55
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zuhura2023-04-22 01:37:51
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Furaha2023-04-20 21:29:53
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Jamila2023-04-18 23:51:01
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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David Kawawa2023-04-08 10:50:06
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧
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John Mushi2023-03-31 23:48:37
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mhina2023-03-20 04:06:32
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Susan Wangari2023-03-14 16:28:41
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Amukowa2023-03-13 07:33:18
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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