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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Nora Lowassa2015-03-16 07:20:31
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nyota2015-03-15 06:15:20
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Mchome2015-03-14 08:37:10
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Elizabeth Mrope2015-02-18 21:18:49
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Furaha2015-01-28 09:05:24
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Charles Wafula2015-01-23 16:29:28
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Aziza2015-01-19 22:33:46
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Kiza2015-01-17 05:38:51
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Samson Mahiga2015-01-11 16:29:43
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sultan2015-01-10 00:37:33
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Alice Wanjiru2015-01-07 06:07:17
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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