What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Baraka2015-03-19 04:05:58
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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Nahida2015-03-09 07:28:51
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Jamila2015-03-04 12:06:05
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Betty Kimaro2015-02-25 02:52:42
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Grace Njuguna2015-02-15 20:36:44
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Ramadhan2015-02-07 13:11:27
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Nyota2015-02-05 16:53:09
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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David Kawawa2015-02-01 14:38:18
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Elizabeth Mtei2015-01-25 22:39:59
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Salima2015-01-16 04:27:45
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Rehema2015-01-03 21:33:43
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©