What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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George Mallya2015-06-13 16:54:38
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Mwangi2015-06-13 10:36:18
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Rahim2015-06-08 18:29:49
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Yusuf2015-06-06 20:45:11
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Mohamed2015-06-06 11:16:10
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Mary Mrope2015-06-01 13:15:26
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Mwanaidi2015-05-16 06:11:52
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ
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Rahma2015-05-07 17:23:19
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Diana Mallya2015-04-28 20:46:53
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Edwin Ndambuki2015-04-28 06:20:45
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Muslima2015-04-19 06:28:30
😁 This just made my day!
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Irene Akoth2015-04-18 21:23:53
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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Rose Waithera2015-04-16 12:55:07
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Mary Njeri2015-04-14 16:31:47
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Margaret Anyango2015-04-14 15:42:23
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Mgeni2015-04-14 14:52:41
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Joyce Aoko2015-04-10 20:56:24
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwanakhamis2015-04-09 12:51:34
🀣 This one got me good!
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Patrick Akech2015-04-09 00:08:54
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! πŸ„πŸŽ₯
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Zakaria2015-04-07 13:20:51
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀