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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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John Lissu2015-05-23 21:33:20
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Christopher Oloo2015-05-19 19:58:32
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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Mary Njeri2015-05-18 03:48:52
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Sarah Mbise2015-05-03 12:29:06
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Shamsa2015-05-02 23:31:46
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Zawadi2015-04-25 21:39:54
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Latifa2015-04-23 06:24:10
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Samuel Were2015-04-22 14:33:30
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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James Kimani2015-04-11 20:31:57
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2015-04-11 16:38:28
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Chiku2015-04-11 12:17:18
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Tambwe2015-04-02 09:10:27
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Kahina2015-04-01 02:45:53
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Salum2015-03-31 19:36:22
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Lydia Mutheu2015-03-30 02:05:48
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Francis Njeru2015-03-23 01:49:12
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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John Mushi2015-03-18 14:57:07
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joy Wacera2015-03-15 13:07:51
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Michael Onyango2015-03-13 12:03:12
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Monica Nyalandu2015-03-09 20:53:48
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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