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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Abdullah2015-09-02 18:35:19
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Issa2015-08-30 20:41:01
🤣 Sending this now!
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Stephen Malecela2015-08-28 18:36:11
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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David Chacha2015-08-10 04:40:42
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jafari2015-08-05 18:51:04
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Furaha2015-08-03 18:09:06
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Wande2015-07-30 07:37:15
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Charles Mboje2015-07-27 03:32:08
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bahati2015-07-23 05:56:58
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Makame2015-07-19 20:19:33
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Ann Awino2015-07-12 10:21:09
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Stephen Kangethe2015-06-22 06:30:42
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Edith Cherotich2015-06-10 12:44:20
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Peter Mwambui2015-06-06 10:45:09
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Farida2015-05-28 01:49:35
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Tabu2015-05-27 02:40:46
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Elizabeth Mtei2015-05-21 05:33:17
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Rose Lowassa2015-05-13 08:42:48
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Lucy Kimotho2015-05-09 12:25:13
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Diana Mallya2015-04-20 21:16:59
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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