What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Athumani2024-02-15 20:06:36
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Faith Kariuki2024-02-06 20:51:33
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Stephen Kikwete2024-02-03 05:13:49
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Sumaya2024-01-27 14:50:47
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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David Ochieng2024-01-20 19:51:20
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Faith Kariuki2024-01-14 08:47:46
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Margaret Mahiga2024-01-14 01:25:26
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
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Charles Wafula2024-01-10 07:42:38
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Grace Mligo2023-12-07 14:58:02
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
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The road to success is always under construction. πŸš§πŸ—οΈ
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Alice Jebet2023-11-29 06:51:36
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Grace Mushi2023-11-23 01:08:07
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Josephine Nduta2023-11-19 11:46:08
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Bernard Oduor2023-11-07 06:07:17
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Alice Mrema2023-11-07 01:04:57
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Stephen Malecela2023-10-28 03:31:53
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Janet Wambura2023-10-13 17:04:35
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Majid2023-10-02 02:35:34
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚