What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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Andrew Mahiga2015-09-15 10:44:31
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Makame2015-09-11 21:37:33
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Faiza2015-09-11 20:37:07
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Mohamed2015-09-09 23:46:08
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Abdillah2015-09-06 01:52:23
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Margaret Anyango2015-09-04 22:01:09
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Margaret Anyango2015-09-03 10:54:33
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Carol Nyakio2015-08-30 16:18:10
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Ndoto2015-08-27 18:14:31
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Rukia2015-08-23 22:34:18
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Kangethe2015-08-19 19:16:08
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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Anna Sumari2015-08-13 03:58:18
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. πŸ˜΄πŸ™ƒ
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Mwanaisha2015-08-12 23:44:38
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Stephen Kikwete2015-08-12 03:52:50
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mariam2015-07-24 13:03:03
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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Victor Kamau2015-07-11 03:49:54
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Josephine Nduta2015-07-02 10:46:16
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Diana Mumbua2015-06-30 20:08:55
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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George Ndungu2015-06-29 19:23:40
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“
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Monica Nyalandu2015-06-20 01:41:39
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰