What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Elizabeth Mrope2015-12-04 12:28:26
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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