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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Grace Njuguna2015-12-25 05:23:10
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Mwajuma2015-12-22 01:46:52
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mtumwa2015-12-12 08:19:59
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️
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Ruth Kibona2015-12-05 15:01:52
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Brian Karanja2015-11-11 02:40:58
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Edward Chepkoech2015-11-09 00:11:23
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Charles Mchome2015-11-07 01:38:17
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Mwanaidi2015-11-04 21:04:29
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Sharifa2015-10-31 23:38:08
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Samuel Omondi2015-10-21 14:18:50
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lydia Mutheu2015-10-20 14:13:51
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Wande2015-10-20 09:25:57
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Elizabeth Mrema2015-10-19 01:32:47
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Frank Macha2015-10-18 11:41:12
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Frank Sokoine2015-10-16 00:27:01
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Christopher Oloo2015-10-01 20:48:33
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Grace Njuguna2015-09-27 13:43:57
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Mchawi2015-09-26 01:44:20
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Abdillah2015-09-15 14:00:24
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Fikiri2015-09-05 09:18:00
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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