How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Khadija2015-10-14 15:32:59
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Baridi2015-10-14 06:54:31
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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George Wanjala2015-10-13 06:51:11
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Joseph Njoroge2015-10-12 02:20:30
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Rashid2015-10-11 14:30:28
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Farida2015-10-09 20:45:57
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ˜…
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Betty Kimaro2015-10-09 17:15:20
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Francis Mrope2015-10-03 21:12:25
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
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Grace Mligo2015-09-26 00:32:59
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Richard Mulwa2015-09-22 11:30:26
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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Juma2015-09-20 17:44:07
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Betty Cheruiyot2015-09-06 17:04:07
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Kheri2015-08-24 09:01:48
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Stephen Kikwete2015-08-01 21:43:54
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Malisa2015-07-31 21:53:51
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Frank Sokoine2015-07-29 15:40:41
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Janet Sumaye2015-07-24 20:32:09
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Mtumwa2015-07-22 16:50:34
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Zawadi2015-07-18 20:11:08
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚
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Rukia2015-07-17 18:25:43
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†