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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Umi2016-03-09 09:06:23
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Hellen Nduta2016-03-07 19:36:52
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Mushi2016-03-06 05:16:58
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Mwinuka2016-03-03 20:13:00
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Raphael Okoth2016-02-20 08:59:27
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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David Sokoine2016-02-16 11:42:47
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rose Amukowa2016-02-15 13:05:45
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Benjamin Masanja2016-02-07 11:54:59
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ann Awino2016-02-03 04:44:45
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mchawi2016-01-26 15:08:40
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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David Sokoine2016-01-18 09:17:55
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Peter Otieno2016-01-16 20:06:18
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Chris Okello2015-12-22 22:57:16
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rashid2015-12-07 20:34:39
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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James Kimani2015-12-05 19:51:14
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Ali2015-12-02 15:55:57
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Njeri2015-11-27 17:53:40
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Kiza2015-11-26 04:32:41
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Furaha2015-11-25 23:36:44
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Abdillah2015-11-13 04:25:17
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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