Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Lydia Mzindakaya2016-05-31 10:51:42
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Edward Chepkoech2016-05-19 17:14:18
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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James Kawawa2016-05-06 16:26:52
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-05-06 07:01:51
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Leila2016-05-05 17:08:41
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Peter Mugendi2016-05-02 17:26:24
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Baraka2016-04-30 06:44:37
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Omar2016-04-18 20:50:40
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°
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Mwagonda2016-04-05 18:37:34
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
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Kijakazi2016-04-01 07:27:05
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Simon Kiprono2016-03-25 12:40:05
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
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David Kawawa2016-03-12 03:14:19
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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Husna2016-02-24 13:49:22
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Ruth Kibona2016-02-17 11:01:24
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Rose Lowassa2016-02-17 03:06:50
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! πŸ‘πŸš—
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Ali2016-02-14 13:21:28
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Brian Karanja2016-02-13 19:28:44
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Mwanaisha2016-02-01 16:48:03
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
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Mwanais2016-02-01 01:11:59
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Furaha2016-01-28 03:35:54
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹