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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Elizabeth Mrope2016-04-29 17:59:23
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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John Lissu2016-04-27 05:26:00
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Jane Malecela2016-04-18 02:12:42
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Wairimu2016-04-15 22:54:50
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Joy Wacera2016-04-13 23:48:14
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Rose Lowassa2016-04-08 12:47:47
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Charles Mchome2016-04-04 10:01:11
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Richard Mulwa2016-04-02 15:24:47
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Janet Sumari2016-03-24 00:42:00
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mchawi2016-03-14 23:13:40
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nassor2016-03-07 11:39:05
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lucy Mushi2016-03-01 15:08:38
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Josephine Nduta2016-02-08 17:40:21
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Victor Mwalimu2016-02-06 10:33:12
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Andrew Mahiga2016-02-03 11:47:45
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mahiga2016-01-28 10:31:36
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Zawadi2016-01-24 11:01:21
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Majid2016-01-22 11:09:32
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-01-18 20:54:39
😄 Too good!
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Thomas Mtaki2016-01-14 22:55:46
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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