What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Kassim2016-02-02 21:18:44
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Ruth Mtangi2016-01-26 02:53:52
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Stephen Kangethe2015-12-30 05:40:57
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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David Nyerere2015-12-28 20:57:40
Thanks Ackyshine
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Hashim2015-12-19 11:41:17
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Hamida2015-12-15 13:27:56
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Alice Wanjiru2015-12-07 08:29:24
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Charles Wafula2015-11-22 12:30:41
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Hassan2015-11-14 03:47:44
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸ»πŸ—£οΈ
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John Kamande2015-11-11 06:21:58
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Amina2015-11-08 06:50:21
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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Leila2015-11-07 05:25:32
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†
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Rose Kiwanga2015-11-01 07:31:40
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Amukowa2015-10-28 12:05:19
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jaffar2015-10-24 19:45:57
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Edward Lowassa2015-10-19 11:09:52
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Janet Wambura2015-10-09 09:50:41
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Selemani2015-10-03 07:57:25
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Maneno2015-10-03 05:59:47
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Moses Mwita2015-09-29 00:44:05
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³