What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Halimah2016-03-25 05:57:58
๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-03-21 19:23:14
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ
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Lydia Mahiga2016-03-21 14:20:05
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด
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Kijakazi2016-03-20 07:02:42
Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Janet Mwikali2016-03-17 05:42:32
Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ
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Christopher Oloo2016-03-12 02:11:36
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Andrew Mahiga2016-02-17 03:23:23
Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Sultan2016-02-13 11:38:58
Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’
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Rose Mwinuka2016-02-11 21:10:10
Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Azima2016-01-26 03:21:17
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Arifa2016-01-25 23:10:27
I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Agnes Sumaye2016-01-19 19:49:41
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-01-18 18:10:07
I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช
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Sarafina2016-01-14 23:12:20
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก
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Issack2016-01-12 17:59:38
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด
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Rabia2016-01-11 00:58:15
I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ
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Josephine2015-12-30 08:09:49
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”
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Janet Sumaye2015-12-22 16:15:21
Why donโ€™t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค
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Grace Mushi2015-12-20 13:18:20
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hassan2015-11-23 12:41:24
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต