How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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John Kamande2016-01-27 18:15:22
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Victor Kamau2016-01-23 20:04:45
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Agnes Sumaye2016-01-18 01:43:49
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Ruth Mtangi2016-01-12 21:08:28
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Patrick Mutua2016-01-03 05:28:42
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kijakazi2015-12-21 02:24:56
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Nyalandu2015-12-20 15:57:36
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Nora Kidata2015-12-02 23:16:50
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Mashaka2015-11-27 07:35:28
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Joseph Kawawa2015-11-27 02:29:10
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Rose Waithera2015-11-26 14:54:13
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†
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Josephine2015-11-24 12:50:23
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Fikiri2015-11-24 00:46:49
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°
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Philip Nyaga2015-11-23 03:27:31
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
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Josephine Nekesa2015-11-19 21:37:06
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Andrew Mchome2015-11-19 14:20:34
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Betty Akinyi2015-11-17 06:25:17
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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Ndoto2015-11-06 06:24:59
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Esther Nyambura2015-11-05 21:22:47
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Tabu2015-10-16 08:21:41
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