What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Esther Nyambura2016-06-03 11:37:04
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Ndoto2016-06-02 17:12:47
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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James Kawawa2016-05-15 05:58:57
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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Linda Karimi2016-04-30 01:17:28
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Anna Kibwana2016-04-28 21:35:27
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Sekela2016-04-22 07:35:05
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
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Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Daniel Obura2016-04-01 23:55:39
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Elizabeth Mtei2016-03-30 23:48:05
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! πŸ“°πŸ–€
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
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