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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Stephen Amollo2016-11-14 12:56:32
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kawawa2016-11-08 17:07:12
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Anna Kibwana2016-11-08 09:24:49
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Yusuf2016-11-05 23:59:04
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Victor Kamau2016-11-04 07:01:22
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Irene Akoth2016-11-02 10:55:07
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kassim2016-10-26 02:31:12
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Halima2016-10-24 22:26:43
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Mrope2016-10-24 12:04:02
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Fatuma2016-10-22 15:25:00
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Elijah Mutua2016-10-21 06:10:01
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Issack2016-10-10 15:10:43
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rahim2016-10-09 14:40:31
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kassim2016-10-05 05:25:43
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kenneth Murithi2016-09-30 17:02:53
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Kazija2016-09-26 05:19:11
🤣 Pure genius!
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Moses Mwita2016-09-19 11:08:11
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anna Mahiga2016-09-12 10:15:36
😂 Gotta save this!
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Rubea2016-09-11 21:42:50
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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Jane Muthui2016-09-10 14:29:21
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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