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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
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Answer: A Pineapple! 🍍

Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. 🌲💥🍏=🍍 So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! 🎉😄🍍

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Nancy Kabura2017-01-26 17:22:37
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Stephen Kikwete2017-01-17 16:00:37
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Safiya2017-01-02 23:37:21
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Hekima2016-12-22 10:29:05
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Mwachumu2016-12-14 11:20:51
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abdillah2016-12-13 08:45:11
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Zainab2016-12-10 05:08:32
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Susan Wangari2016-12-10 01:45:02
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Rukia2016-12-06 13:57:16
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sarah Achieng2016-12-03 05:04:28
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Sultan2016-11-22 15:13:49
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Kikwete2016-11-09 16:29:27
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nahida2016-10-29 07:58:29
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Rose Waithera2016-10-20 22:15:43
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mashaka2016-10-06 05:50:20
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Tambwe2016-09-28 20:23:44
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨
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Christopher Oloo2016-09-17 07:53:24
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Grace Mligo2016-09-08 01:58:00
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwanais2016-09-04 01:06:37
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Kheri2016-08-28 14:19:48
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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