Why didn’t the oven go to college?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:04πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πŸͺπŸ˜‰

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Dorothy Majaliwa2017-05-28 14:24:17
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Kijakazi2017-05-20 03:11:27
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Ruth Wanjiku2017-04-30 12:38:46
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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George Ndungu2017-04-29 11:48:54
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Azima2017-04-21 06:13:26
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Mwagonda2017-02-02 04:36:39
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Samuel Omondi2016-12-23 08:26:13
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Issack2016-12-14 20:29:04
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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