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What did the spoon say to the knife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁‍♂️🔪"

Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.

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Kheri2017-03-08 22:49:43

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Abdillah2017-03-06 21:28:44

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Amina2017-03-03 10:32:35

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edward Lowassa2017-02-24 20:30:16

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Jackson Makori2017-02-24 17:17:40

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Lydia Mutheu2017-02-24 00:57:03

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Simon Kiprono2017-02-14 01:11:53

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Hawa2017-02-10 21:42:11

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Francis Mtangi2017-02-04 20:38:33

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

George Ndungu2017-02-03 15:54:25

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Janet Wambura2017-01-23 11:12:26

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rose Mwinuka2017-01-22 23:37:26

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine2017-01-18 01:27:18

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Patrick Akech2017-01-09 22:37:13

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Peter Mbise2017-01-08 10:47:43

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jafari2017-01-01 07:21:15

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka2016-12-29 08:26:41

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Grace Majaliwa2016-12-27 05:35:20

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Edith Cherotich2016-12-25 00:48:51

😂 So funny!

Azima2016-12-24 21:22:17

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

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