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What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:22💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the baker say to his wife?
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Wilson Ombati2017-02-07 21:38:55
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Alex Nakitare2017-01-28 05:12:54
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Bernard Oduor2017-01-25 01:42:52
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sumaya2017-01-10 07:49:18
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jafari2017-01-09 19:35:30
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Maimuna2017-01-03 10:52:43
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Bakari2017-01-01 02:38:23
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Raha2016-12-25 13:00:41
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ruth Mtangi2016-12-23 13:30:04
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ruth Kibona2016-12-16 07:16:51
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Hekima2016-12-12 06:20:39
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Biashara2016-11-30 16:01:03
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Henry Sokoine2016-11-30 04:38:32
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zulekha2016-11-08 15:31:58
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Patrick Akech2016-11-07 07:32:02
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam2016-10-30 06:15:46
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jane Malecela2016-10-29 20:53:30
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mwajuma2016-10-29 17:52:00
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Juma2016-10-26 09:20:36
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Kiwanga2016-10-14 05:48:13
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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