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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Patrick Akech2017-06-04 02:43:52

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Ruth Mtangi2017-05-29 19:56:32

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Makame2017-05-28 07:56:06

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

David Ochieng2017-05-28 05:02:18

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Monica Adhiambo2017-05-19 03:06:45

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Chris Okello2017-05-14 07:55:46

😆 Saving this one!

Issack2017-05-14 07:14:47

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Bahati2017-04-30 09:44:34

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Zubeida2017-04-27 05:46:09

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Anna Malela2017-04-23 02:49:31

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Sarah Mbise2017-04-22 18:59:41

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nancy Kabura2017-04-14 02:30:43

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Fredrick Mutiso2017-04-05 14:15:21

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Salum2017-03-25 11:44:00

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mzee2017-03-24 04:54:45

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu2017-03-10 11:55:34

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mrope2017-03-09 09:00:20

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Martin Otieno2017-03-08 22:13:47

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mercy Atieno2017-02-21 13:38:33

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maneno2017-02-16 00:24:12

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

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