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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you give a sick lemon?
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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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Samuel Were2017-07-17 21:40:35
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Halima2017-07-16 00:41:46
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Susan Wangari2017-06-18 10:23:46
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Ramadhan2017-06-15 06:10:35
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Bahati2017-06-14 20:20:09
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdullah2017-06-07 14:50:47
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwanaidi2017-05-22 09:48:42
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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George Wanjala2017-05-16 00:09:31
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rose Waithera2017-04-18 18:01:23
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zainab2017-04-18 15:30:06
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mary Sokoine2017-04-18 03:10:15
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye2017-04-02 14:43:10
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2017-04-01 22:26:31
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Joy Wacera2017-03-21 03:22:19
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mustafa2017-03-08 07:41:07
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Hashim2017-02-28 03:26:59
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Charles Wafula2017-02-18 16:48:15
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joyce Nkya2017-02-18 06:47:58
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Alice Mwikali2017-02-15 14:50:23
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Francis Njeru2017-01-28 12:27:02
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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