How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Dorothy Nkya2017-08-08 13:38:14
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Tabu2017-08-03 00:54:09
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabu2017-07-27 03:20:15
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Omar2017-07-19 15:53:45
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Rose Mwinuka2017-07-18 08:45:42
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hashim2017-07-14 16:07:08
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
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Henry Sokoine2017-07-02 01:37:55
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—
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Saidi2017-07-01 15:15:54
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Mahiga2017-06-14 02:35:22
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Warda2017-06-04 06:54:47
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ
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Richard Mulwa2017-06-02 02:33:58
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Joy Wacera2017-05-26 17:04:39
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί
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Zuhura2017-05-24 16:45:12
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Chris Okello2017-05-19 14:16:25
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Irene Makena2017-05-19 05:23:26
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±
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Baridi2017-05-07 14:09:03
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jaffar2017-05-06 06:23:24
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! πŸ₯―🌊
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Carol Nyakio2017-05-03 04:41:02
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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Jackson Makori2017-04-07 20:24:50
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Mary Mrope2017-04-05 17:33:45
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. πŸ’‘πŸ˜Ž