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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Paul Kamau2018-01-17 23:22:51
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Simon Kiprono2018-01-08 05:56:54
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Emily Chepngeno2018-01-01 00:49:46
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lucy Mahiga2017-12-28 01:58:34
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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James Mduma2017-12-04 20:34:21
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Monica Adhiambo2017-11-18 19:30:12
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Susan Wangari2017-11-18 02:34:00
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Azima2017-11-17 16:42:18
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Shamim2017-11-17 04:44:36
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Zawadi2017-11-02 18:19:00
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Betty Akinyi2017-10-26 21:28:50
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Akumu2017-10-23 07:56:04
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Monica Nyalandu2017-10-05 08:56:17
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Stephen Amollo2017-10-03 11:09:46
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Chris Okello2017-10-01 02:53:22
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Lydia Mahiga2017-09-26 20:38:17
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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