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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Robert Ndunguru2018-06-16 19:36:13

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwajuma2018-06-12 00:43:13

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joy Wacera2018-06-07 23:44:34

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nuru2018-06-05 09:44:03

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Lucy Mahiga2018-06-01 10:31:06

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Alice Jebet2018-05-27 11:37:10

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Frank Sokoine2018-05-26 05:35:24

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Mushi2018-05-25 07:43:49

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Josephine Nduta2018-05-20 13:48:36

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ahmed2018-05-18 07:03:43

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sekela2018-05-13 01:11:34

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Shamim2018-05-12 20:07:08

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanais2018-05-04 15:05:04

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Edward Lowassa2018-04-29 10:57:50

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Husna2018-04-03 02:58:27

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Anthony Kariuki2018-03-24 21:37:49

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nancy Komba2018-03-24 06:35:21

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Maneno2018-03-21 00:56:34

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nuru2018-03-15 00:56:20

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Alice Mrema2018-03-11 02:17:16

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

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