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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Andrew Mchome2018-10-09 18:45:29

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Agnes Sumaye2018-10-09 03:03:58

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech2018-10-07 17:59:25

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Malela2018-10-07 17:08:35

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Lydia Mutheu2018-10-02 12:39:43

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kazija2018-09-28 14:07:31

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Minja2018-09-18 04:35:55

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Janet Sumaye2018-09-08 15:05:38

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Edward Chepkoech2018-08-19 23:11:54

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Joyce Mussa2018-08-11 07:35:54

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

James Kawawa2018-08-10 22:25:41

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Bakari2018-08-06 11:22:24

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Janet Mbithe2018-08-03 17:53:12

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Henry Sokoine2018-08-02 17:42:36

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Issa2018-08-02 10:18:35

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Anna Malela2018-07-31 10:38:38

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo2018-07-31 07:51:13

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Samuel Omondi2018-06-13 00:57:26

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mzee2018-06-11 05:31:11

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Omar2018-06-10 08:57:13

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

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