What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Stephen Malecela2018-08-15 07:35:08
Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ
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Husna2018-08-14 06:43:34
Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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Linda Karimi2018-08-11 14:30:17
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰
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Christopher Oloo2018-08-10 02:48:54
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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George Tenga2018-08-03 01:46:47
Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Zawadi2018-07-31 06:10:26
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช
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John Malisa2018-07-29 16:53:30
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Elizabeth Mrope2018-07-26 08:34:21
I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
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Hashim2018-07-23 20:41:51
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Nasra2018-07-14 00:19:41
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Edwin Ndambuki2018-07-12 19:02:31
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
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Sarah Achieng2018-07-07 17:55:51
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—
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Neema2018-06-29 15:17:21
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maneno2018-06-14 12:47:52
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜
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Andrew Mchome2018-06-10 22:22:54
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโ€™s no app to keep track of them. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†
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Zubeida2018-06-10 18:36:24
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ
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Sultan2018-06-07 05:05:24
Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
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Monica Nyalandu2018-06-03 04:40:38
Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
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Mwanais2018-05-25 09:24:40
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Jacob Kiplangat2018-05-20 22:39:40
What do you call a bear thatโ€™s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒง๏ธ