How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Kahina2018-09-28 03:34:00
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Tabu2018-09-24 05:57:44
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Rahim2018-09-09 07:20:27
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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David Musyoka2018-09-09 00:54:53
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Mariam Kawawa2018-09-04 03:28:03
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Leila2018-09-01 10:16:05
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Sarafina2018-08-24 22:40:28
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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Abdullah2018-08-24 18:59:33
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-08-18 18:29:11
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Chris Okello2018-08-10 00:55:08
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Philip Nyaga2018-07-26 21:20:53
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nora Kidata2018-07-18 16:15:16
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Kheri2018-07-16 13:28:35
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Edwin Ndambuki2018-07-15 06:05:19
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Rabia2018-07-13 12:21:32
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
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Henry Mollel2018-07-11 22:48:26
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Khadija2018-07-09 06:45:38
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Andrew Mchome2018-07-04 03:26:53
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Nassar2018-06-29 22:36:56
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Moses Mwita2018-06-29 15:55:31
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ