What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Agnes Lowassa2024-05-05 05:50:15
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mhina2024-05-02 13:52:26
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Shukuru2024-04-28 16:58:50
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Farida2024-04-28 00:39:18
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Maimuna2024-04-22 01:52:31
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Kheri2024-04-19 07:09:30
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! πŸ’€πŸ˜΄
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Abdullah2024-03-31 05:08:50
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Sarah Mbise2024-03-27 22:05:56
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Agnes Sumaye2024-03-27 07:28:22
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Zuhura2024-03-24 21:33:09
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 
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Peter Mwambui2024-03-21 02:19:49
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mjaka2024-03-03 20:26:46
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Kahina2024-02-27 16:23:40
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Masika2024-02-03 19:27:27
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Joyce Nkya2024-02-03 11:09:43
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Peter Mugendi2024-02-03 04:31:07
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Joyce Nkya2024-01-30 19:42:39
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Esther Nyambura2024-01-29 09:12:19
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ali2024-01-21 21:35:54
Thanks Ackyshine
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Monica Adhiambo2024-01-16 07:13:07
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™