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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Stephen Amollo2019-02-06 03:00:30
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Josephine Nduta2019-01-31 18:00:21
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Josephine Nduta2019-01-28 20:25:22
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Martin Otieno2019-01-21 16:01:21
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fikiri2019-01-16 06:45:20
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Michael Onyango2019-01-14 19:32:51
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Wande2019-01-14 05:40:43
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Amir2019-01-07 04:35:54
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Maida2019-01-04 11:01:29
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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John Lissu2018-12-21 21:07:30
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Peter Otieno2018-12-18 06:51:28
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kijakazi2018-12-10 08:28:02
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Jaffar2018-11-27 17:54:52
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Catherine Naliaka2018-11-17 01:09:41
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Otieno2018-11-14 18:47:47
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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George Tenga2018-11-04 19:48:06
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Bahati2018-10-28 05:47:12
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Azima2018-10-24 16:08:28
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mary Sokoine2018-10-18 22:26:50
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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James Malima2018-10-10 08:24:32
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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