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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Stephen Kikwete2019-03-17 14:31:56
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Aziza2019-03-16 15:11:01
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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George Tenga2019-03-11 23:53:58
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mohamed2019-03-11 15:24:06
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nahida2019-03-04 18:20:19
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya2019-02-22 11:17:28
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Nancy Komba2019-02-12 23:56:48
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Catherine Naliaka2019-02-02 18:52:49
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-01-26 01:42:35
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Hawa2019-01-24 22:24:50
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Amina2019-01-18 15:12:48
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joy Wacera2019-01-17 10:30:38
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Maulid2019-01-15 07:37:54
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Monica Lissu2019-01-14 13:42:37
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Kabura2019-01-06 16:56:45
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Malima2019-01-06 01:52:59
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Lydia Wanyama2018-12-29 06:50:14
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hassan2018-12-15 14:49:03
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Nancy Komba2018-12-13 21:58:43
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Peter Mwambui2018-12-12 17:56:39
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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