Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Khadija2019-05-29 03:39:40
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Hawa2019-05-17 08:56:40
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Mary Mrope2019-05-07 19:25:03
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Kevin Maina2019-05-07 08:15:09
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Kazija2019-05-03 07:39:45
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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David Ochieng2019-04-26 07:23:07
I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Edith Cherotich2019-04-25 08:24:50
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Salma2019-04-14 19:34:13
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Janet Sumari2019-04-11 02:54:44
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Jaffar2019-04-09 00:00:10
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Monica Adhiambo2019-03-26 13:10:18
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-03-25 16:30:18
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Edith Cherotich2019-03-19 07:26:22
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Alice Mrema2019-03-07 17:32:06
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Grace Wairimu2019-03-05 01:49:20
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Yusra2019-02-27 20:26:05
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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Kassim2019-02-23 17:00:32
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Zuhura2019-02-11 08:58:08
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Khalifa2019-02-05 16:42:34
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Salima2019-01-31 07:58:39
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ