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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Mwajabu2019-10-16 14:33:38
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lydia Wanyama2019-10-14 22:57:50
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nassor2019-10-10 08:22:37
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Aziza2019-10-10 00:44:41
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Masika2019-10-03 22:49:27
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Chris Okello2019-08-17 12:31:49
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Fadhili2019-08-06 19:59:09
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Edward Chepkoech2019-08-03 12:55:40
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Ramadhan2019-08-02 05:53:58
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwachumu2019-07-23 10:29:51
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼
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Mhina2019-07-22 19:29:03
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Peter Otieno2019-07-02 21:33:12
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Sokoine2019-07-02 16:06:09
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Akumu2019-06-30 07:04:54
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Shani2019-06-26 05:48:54
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hamida2019-06-25 05:54:37
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edward Lowassa2019-06-21 13:20:38
😂 This is too funny!
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Mhina2019-06-14 21:43:51
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Chris Okello2019-06-07 11:51:13
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Brian Karanja2019-06-07 01:38:20
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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