What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Stephen Mushi2019-08-14 07:00:57
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ
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Mchuma2019-08-12 10:35:15
Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Henry Sokoine2019-08-03 22:39:42
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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David Sokoine2019-08-03 02:39:12
I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ
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Josephine Nekesa2019-07-09 02:29:40
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Joseph Mallya2019-07-09 01:52:41
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’
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Betty Akinyi2019-07-06 00:19:40
I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Rose Lowassa2019-06-22 16:20:45
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-06-19 21:59:50
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ
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Maimuna2019-06-19 07:58:09
Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ
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Omari2019-06-17 13:14:49
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Omari2019-05-26 04:55:26
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Victor Mwalimu2019-05-16 18:37:22
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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Abdillah2019-05-11 12:30:22
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 
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Hamida2019-05-10 07:14:26
I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค
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Grace Wairimu2019-04-24 22:18:28
Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
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Patrick Akech2019-04-12 23:56:35
Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Robert Ndunguru2019-04-11 22:23:36
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ
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Fikiri2019-03-25 11:41:30
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
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Hawa2019-03-24 07:35:23
I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ