Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Bernard Oduor2020-04-21 20:07:06
You know youโ€™re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
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Habiba2020-04-12 04:00:10
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ
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Nyota2020-04-10 12:58:07
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ
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Irene Makena2020-03-31 01:37:22
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„
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Shabani2020-03-30 04:50:22
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Frank Macha2020-03-29 06:10:58
Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ
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Nasra2020-03-07 10:50:59
๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!
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Margaret Mahiga2020-02-29 13:40:40
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!
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Latifa2020-02-28 09:37:33
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ
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Daudi2020-02-27 10:14:14
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†
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Fatuma2020-02-23 08:22:10
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“
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Mwinyi2020-02-23 01:08:32
Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€
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Lydia Mahiga2020-02-10 12:34:12
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Esther Cheruiyot2020-02-07 15:03:51
Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•
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Yahya2020-02-05 19:22:06
Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Amani2020-02-03 02:45:25
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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Arifa2020-01-28 09:45:28
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”
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George Wanjala2020-01-19 08:05:01
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
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Rose Lowassa2020-01-15 08:32:03
Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2019-12-30 16:20:20
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ—