What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:26πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? πŸ₯•πŸ˜„

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Brian Karanja2019-07-25 16:34:58
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’
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Sharon Kibiru2019-07-20 13:02:00
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Farida2019-07-18 15:41:51
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
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John Malisa2019-07-18 09:49:46
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Monica Lissu2019-07-14 16:38:44
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Henry Sokoine2019-07-06 17:28:28
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Fadhila2019-06-30 03:52:09
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Mwajuma2019-06-21 07:11:13
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-06-16 11:09:54
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Jane Muthui2019-06-16 06:02:40
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Miriam Mchome2019-06-15 05:38:07
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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Josephine Nduta2019-06-13 01:06:56
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πŸͺ‚πŸŒ
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Mary Kendi2019-06-04 22:21:40
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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James Malima2019-05-30 05:26:33
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanahawa2019-05-26 10:45:38
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Mrope2019-05-21 14:04:13
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mary Njeri2019-05-03 21:32:40
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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John Kamande2019-04-14 13:37:50
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™
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Lucy Wangui2019-04-09 18:16:01
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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Janet Wambura2019-03-18 13:11:21
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„