Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. πŸƒπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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Mary Sokoine2020-04-10 18:00:50
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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😁 This is gold!
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I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢