What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Grace Mligo2020-03-23 04:17:18
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Mazrui2020-03-19 10:36:40
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Wande2020-03-18 09:01:55
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Edward Lowassa2020-03-13 16:09:14
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Diana Mumbua2020-03-13 04:41:27
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Philip Nyaga2020-03-12 18:05:44
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
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Robert Ndunguru2020-03-08 18:08:38
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Raphael Okoth2020-03-07 19:18:19
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Daudi2020-03-07 14:08:24
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Isaac Kiptoo2020-03-07 11:26:49
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Nora Lowassa2020-03-02 07:25:33
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
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Josephine Nekesa2020-03-02 02:05:51
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Mary Mrope2020-02-18 07:26:02
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Ndoto2020-02-11 03:12:35
I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Sharifa2020-02-02 02:26:28
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ
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Habiba2020-01-30 06:28:11
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mwanajuma2020-01-22 11:12:35
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬
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Thomas Mtaki2020-01-13 11:48:48
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Janet Mwikali2019-12-31 21:11:39
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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Victor Mwalimu2019-12-19 06:21:49
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄