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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Maimuna2020-01-07 02:09:51
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwinyi2020-01-05 12:41:12
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Joyce Mussa2019-12-31 21:11:08
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rose Amukowa2019-12-30 17:50:53
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Hawa2019-12-22 13:10:04
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Rose Kiwanga2019-11-25 03:08:03
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Halima2019-11-23 14:31:52
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Anna Mahiga2019-11-17 23:36:26
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Kazija2019-11-04 17:19:32
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Bakari2019-11-02 13:43:19
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Paul Kamau2019-10-25 23:50:50
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Charles Wafula2019-10-23 01:08:22
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Henry Mollel2019-10-10 19:25:24
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Ibrahim2019-10-04 05:07:39
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lydia Mahiga2019-10-03 03:53:08
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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David Kawawa2019-09-30 16:26:21
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Alex Nyamweya2019-09-23 02:47:47
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jane Muthoni2019-09-20 11:07:22
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rahim2019-09-10 07:11:07
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-09-09 13:35:27
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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