Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Jaffar2021-01-15 12:27:12
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kijakazi2021-01-05 09:11:37
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Kangethe2021-01-05 03:31:59
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Faith Kariuki2020-12-15 18:46:41
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Agnes Sumaye2020-12-13 12:45:17
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Halima2020-12-13 09:25:42
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—
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George Mallya2020-12-11 12:09:44
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
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Khatib2020-12-11 07:33:16
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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David Nyerere2020-12-09 18:41:13
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Mwalimu2020-12-04 02:01:40
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸ»πŸ—£οΈ
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Patrick Mutua2020-12-01 16:19:37
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Asha2020-11-22 04:47:19
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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Sarah Achieng2020-11-05 14:23:36
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Latifa2020-10-29 17:18:04
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
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Maimuna2020-10-28 06:52:50
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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Hassan2020-10-16 05:36:11
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Josephine2020-10-16 02:48:12
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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Ann Awino2020-10-14 21:23:13
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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Andrew Mchome2020-10-13 07:41:36
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Dorothy Nkya2020-09-26 04:32:25
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚