What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
πŸ“„ PDF

Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

πŸ’¬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
πŸ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
R
Ruth Kibona2020-10-18 14:33:51
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
R
Rose Amukowa2020-10-16 07:39:34
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
G
George Mallya2020-10-09 21:46:07
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
D
Diana Mumbua2020-10-04 22:00:59
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
P
Patrick Akech2020-10-04 05:56:05
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
G
Grace Njuguna2020-09-19 06:48:03
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
D
David Musyoka2020-09-10 12:31:49
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚
P
Patrick Mutua2020-08-28 15:08:24
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
I
Issa2020-08-27 18:42:01
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
W
Warda2020-08-26 21:21:03
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬
N
Nora Kidata2020-08-24 16:27:04
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
J
Joyce Nkya2020-08-19 06:07:53
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
M
Mwajabu2020-08-17 04:03:55
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
J
John Malisa2020-08-14 10:54:17
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
M
Mwachumu2020-08-08 05:20:35
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
R
Rose Lowassa2020-08-06 17:20:47
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
V
Victor Kimario2020-08-01 02:47:05
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
P
Philip Nyaga2020-07-21 12:35:48
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
G
Grace Majaliwa2020-07-04 23:13:43
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
S
Sultan2020-06-18 22:11:04
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚