What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Mwanais2020-07-02 01:00:41
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Fadhila2020-06-28 21:25:03
😁 This just made my day!
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Zubeida2020-06-21 10:13:21
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Mhina2020-06-21 09:51:17
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Janet Mwikali2020-06-09 22:05:36
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Charles Mrope2020-06-09 01:58:30
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½
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Mwachumu2020-06-08 08:40:19
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
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David Ochieng2020-06-07 23:57:17
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Aziza2020-05-26 06:54:12
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Simon Kiprono2020-05-23 14:03:04
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Baridi2020-05-15 14:35:24
Thanks Ackyshine
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Carol Nyakio2020-05-09 09:46:33
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Mustafa2020-05-08 16:35:16
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Shani2020-04-30 10:19:44
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Farida2020-04-25 11:03:56
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Elizabeth Malima2020-04-22 14:33:54
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Fredrick Mutiso2020-04-18 05:41:52
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Andrew Odhiambo2020-04-17 14:31:52
🀣 Sending this now!
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Nyota2020-04-08 07:15:25
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬
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Raphael Okoth2020-03-28 10:50:36
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†