Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. πŸƒπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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Maneno2020-09-28 11:51:13
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Rehema2020-09-28 09:48:52
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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Ann Awino2020-09-27 07:00:58
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Ibrahim2020-09-22 10:32:53
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Sharon Kibiru2020-09-22 02:01:52
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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David Ochieng2020-09-15 08:01:03
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Violet Mumo2020-09-13 03:28:27
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2020-09-11 04:56:15
I love my computer because my friends live in it. πŸ’»πŸ’–
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Saidi2020-09-10 07:45:02
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Francis Mtangi2020-09-08 23:27:00
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Lydia Mzindakaya2020-09-08 13:34:27
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Patrick Mutua2020-09-07 09:37:12
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Omar2020-09-05 23:18:42
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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Alex Nyamweya2020-09-04 09:18:49
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Nashon2020-08-31 10:09:27
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Stephen Mushi2020-08-08 07:28:29
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Janet Wambura2020-08-08 05:52:20
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Joyce Nkya2020-08-08 04:53:58
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Binti2020-08-06 06:48:44
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Mary Sokoine2020-07-24 10:13:23
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!