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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How do monsters tell their fortunes?
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Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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Mwanakhamis2020-11-09 12:16:08
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ahmed2020-10-26 00:33:11
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Chum2020-10-23 02:40:55
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mary Njeri2020-10-22 21:32:10
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elijah Mutua2020-10-14 19:20:24
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Omar2020-10-14 03:09:54
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Mkumbo2020-09-30 18:52:21
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Susan Wangari2020-09-29 19:57:22
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mwinyi2020-09-17 05:03:02
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Catherine Naliaka2020-09-13 15:39:25
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Jafari2020-09-10 10:43:33
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nancy Kawawa2020-09-02 09:07:18
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Shukuru2020-09-01 13:46:50
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rashid2020-08-28 21:55:55
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Michael Mboya2020-08-28 01:48:10
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Mariam Hassan2020-08-21 19:46:16
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwajabu2020-08-17 17:02:45
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Mtumwa2020-08-06 05:53:00
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Janet Sumaye2020-08-04 17:49:54
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Latifa2020-07-26 10:42:49
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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