Why donโ€™t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

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Mwajuma2021-02-23 13:32:51
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 
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Joy Wacera2021-02-03 17:11:51
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Margaret Anyango2021-02-01 17:57:26
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Joy Wacera2021-01-20 06:35:44
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!
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Khamis2021-01-17 05:03:46
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„
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George Ndungu2021-01-12 14:40:08
๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!
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Issack2020-12-16 16:03:38
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช