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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Faith Kariuki2021-04-08 20:32:44

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Lydia Mzindakaya2021-04-01 06:39:39

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jamila2021-03-30 23:12:23

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nora Kidata2021-03-30 08:10:09

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Joyce Nkya2021-03-27 11:44:57

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Njuguna2021-03-22 07:14:19

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Linda Karimi2021-03-20 05:16:12

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Issack2021-03-18 01:33:38

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Yusra2021-03-10 20:24:02

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mahiga2021-02-21 13:56:21

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Malima2021-02-16 02:26:26

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nancy Kawawa2021-02-15 02:31:50

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Andrew Mchome2021-02-13 01:44:21

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Wande2021-02-13 00:16:55

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Peter Tibaijuka2021-02-11 17:20:09

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mazrui2021-02-08 23:39:25

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nahida2021-01-19 23:59:11

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Fadhila2021-01-19 14:16:09

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Amir2021-01-17 01:10:59

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Henry Mollel2021-01-09 12:00:59

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

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