Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Jane Muthoni2021-10-04 15:32:41
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Arifa2021-08-30 11:08:01
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kassim2021-08-29 12:11:23
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Rose Waithera2021-08-18 02:59:07
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Maneno2021-07-30 16:54:36
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Chris Okello2021-07-19 02:49:26
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mary Mrope2021-07-12 07:24:07
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Jamila2021-06-30 15:15:04
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Mzee2021-06-23 21:30:59
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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